Ep. #367: What’s New and Exciting in January? Social Media Shenanigans, Protein Bars, and More . . .

This episode is brought to you by me. Seriously, though, I’m not big on promoting stuff that I don’t personally use and believe in. So instead, I’m going to just quickly tell you about something of mine, specifically my hugely popular and 100 percent natural pre workout supplement, Pulse. It has sold over 250, 000 bottles in the last several years, and it increases energy, improves mood, sharpens mental focus, increases strength and endurance, and reduces fatigue without the unwanted side effects that you probably experience with many other pre workouts or the dreaded post workout crash.

It’s also naturally sweetened and flavored, and contains no artificial food dyes, fillers, or other unnecessary. And all of that is why Pulse has over 3, 100 reviews on Amazon with a 4. 5 star average and another 500 plus reviews on my website also with a 4. 5 star average. If you want to feel focused, tireless, and powerful in your workouts, and if you want to say goodbye to the pre workout jitters, upset stomachs, and crashes for good, then you want to head over to www.

legionathletics. com and pick up a bottle of Pulse today. And if you’re not sure which flavor to get, I highly recommend Blue Raspberry. It’s my personal favorite. And just to show how much I appreciate my podcast peeps, use the coupon code podcast at checkout and you will save 10 percent on your entire order.

And lastly, you should also know that I have a very simple 100 percent money back guarantee that works like this. You either love my stuff or you get your money back, period. You don’t have to return the products. You don’t have to fill out forms. You don’t have to jump through any other hoops or go through any other shenanigans.

So you really can’t lose here. Head over to www. legionathletics. com now. Place your order and see for yourself why my supplements have thousands of rave reviews all over the internet. And if for whatever reason, they’re just not for you, contact us and we will give you a full refund on the spot. Alrighty, that is enough shameless plugging for now at least.

Let’s get to the show. Hey, Mike Matthews here from muscle for life and legion athletics. And I had a strange dream last night. So it starts with me getting a massage from a sloth who keeps telling me that I need to invest in the stock market. Now I trust a sloth’s financial advice about as much as I trust an invitation to tie Anthony Wieners.

Shoes so I hard pass now once the slosh finishes and no not like that you pervert now It turns out that the massage is in preparation for a battle royale with a bunch of celebrities Like Hunger Games style now, the details are hazy, but I do remember the Undertaker from WWE He was awesome beating the shit out of Leonardo DiCaprio with a coconut and there was Pinocchio in full three musketeers garb no idea slap fighting with W Bush and then there was the scary dude from That old movie, Scream, drowning Gwyneth Paltrow in a giant bucket of spaghetti, and no, her vagina rocks did not save her.

Oh, and for some reason, Keira Knightley is literally Jesus Christ, and she slaps me in the face with a fish. I don’t know. It definitely made sense though. It made sense in the dream. Now, what does it mean and why am I sharing it with you? I’m pretty sure that it means my brain can astral project into the multiverse, you mad bro.

And I am posting this to tens of thousands of listeners because it’s 2019 and. If 2018 was any indication, this year’s shenanigans might make my dream seem reasonable or, maybe prescient. Look, it makes sense if you don’t think about it, okay? Hey, quickly, before we carry on, if you are liking my podcast, would you please help spread the word about it?

Because no amount of marketing or advertising gimmicks can match the power of word of mouth. If you are enjoying this episode and you think of someone else who might enjoy it as well, please do tell them about it. It really helps me. And if you are going to post about it on social media, definitely tag me so I can say, Thank you.

You can find me on Instagram at Muscle for Life Fitness, Twitter at Muscle for Life, and Facebook at Muscle for Life Fitness. Anyways, now that we have that out of the way, let’s talk bidness. Here’s what’s going down in these parts. So first up is this. If you want to learn breakthrough diet strategies for melting belly fat faster than a roided hornet, as well as ancient Greek recipes, Training techniques for packing on brain shrinking amounts of muscle in 30 days flat.

And the secret underground supplements the world’s shittiest trainers use to get Hollywood A listers not really jacked and definitely not shredded. Then you want to follow me on Instagram. I swear on my swollen, lactating nipples, hashtag lifetime drug free, that I will be excreting only the spiciest caca content on the social media platters, including totally not photoshopped pictures of my basically naked body, egregious displays of my not wealth Hackneyed sayings about life that make my six year old laugh and point at me.

Pointless pictures of the peasant food I eat to hashtag fuel the machine. And yes, dear follower, there will be shameless plugs of utterly meaningless goo gahs for you to waste all of your hardly earned dollars on. As well. So what are you waiting for? Everyone’s doing it. Follow me on Instagram at muscle for life fitness.

Follow me on Facebook at muscle for life fitness and follow me on Twitter at muscle for life. Okay. So if you are still listening, I like you. You have your priorities straight. You know that listening to my inane ramblings is the most valuable thing that you can possibly be doing right now, and this is why we’re friends.

Or so I like to think, which is why I may be standing in your shrubs right now, watching you listen to this. Okay, real talk though. Although I do generally despise and Even more so the fitness scene on social media. I am jumping headfirst into the fray. If you can’t beat the degenerate narcissists, you might as well join them, right?

Or not. Instead, what I’m going to do is use my social media accounts to reach more people with my simple science based and practical advices. For losing fat, building muscle and getting strong, healthy, and happy. And so that’s going to include things like video clips of my daily workouts. So you can see how I am currently training, how I perform different exercises and how crazy huge my biceps are.

Pretty infographics with tips to help you get fitter faster. My takeaways from books I’m reading on fitness, business, marketing, history, and more. Previews of my new articles and podcasts with links for easy access. And of course, a shirtless selfie or three to prove that I do indeed have abs. Pretty please, help me feel better about my decision to trade my self respect for some likes from Russian bots, and come follow me on Instagram at Muscle4LifeFitness, Facebook at Muscle4LifeFitness, and Instagram at Muscle4LifeFitness.

Twitter at muscle for life. Oh, and I also do respond to every message that I get on these networks. Sometimes it takes me a little bit of time, but I do get to them. So they’re also a good way to get in touch with me. If you ever have any questions, concerns, or feedback, another exciting announcement is that legions.

Protein bars are imminent. Now, honestly, it’s taken way too much work to get the exact protein bar that I wanted for my supplement company region, but it is indeed finally happening within the next couple of weeks. And I do really mean it this time, you will be able to get your hands on a baked to perfection, naturally sweetened and flavored high protein bar that is gluten free, low in calories and sugar, and downright Delicious.

Now allow me to punch up that last point. One of the most common complaints out there about protein bars is just how stale, dry and bland most of them are. And the most common way to prevent this on the manufacturing side of things is just pumping them up with more sugar and fat, which is not what we fitness people want.

The question then was how do I make an all natural protein bar with plenty of high quality protein, a great taste and texture, and little sugar and fat? And the answer sucked. It took 18 months of working with multiple manufacturers on Who knows how many recipes and eating enough samples to choke out a bloat, yes, look it up, of hippos, but voila, I now have a protein bar that does not suck, go me, and go you too, because very soon, you will be able to have them with me.

Honestly, there are a few more doodads worth sharing, including a new flavor of Pulse that is on the way, as well as hot new content, including a fancy meal planning tool and FFMI calculator and more. But this podcast is already longer than Scaramucci’s term at the White House, so I’m going to save the rest for our next totally platonic rendezvous.

Until then, stay frosty. Hey there, it is Mike again. I hope you enjoyed this episode and found it interesting and helpful. And if you did, and don’t mind doing me a favor and want to help me make this the most popular health and fitness podcast on the internet, then please leave a quick review of it on iTunes or wherever you’re listening from.

This not only convinces people that they should check the show out, it also increases its search visibility. And thus helps more people find their way to me and learn how to build their best bodies ever too. And of course, if you want to be notified when the next episode goes live, then just subscribe to the podcast and you won’t miss out on any of the new goodies.

Lastly, if you didn’t like something about the show, then definitely shoot me an email at mike at muscle for life. com and share your thoughts on how you think it could be better. I read everything myself and I’m always looking for constructive feedback. So please do reach out. All right, that’s it. Thanks again for listening to this episode, and I hope to hear from you soon.

And lastly, this episode is brought to you by me. Seriously, though, I’m not big on promoting stuff that I don’t personally use and believe in. So instead, I’m going to just quickly tell you about something of mine. Specifically, my hugely popular and 100 percent natural pre workout supplement, Pulse. It has sold over 250, 000 bottles in the last several years, and it increases energy, improves mood, sharpens mental focus, increases strength and endurance, and reduces fatigue without the unwanted side effects that you probably experience with many other pre workouts or the dreaded post workout crash.

It’s also naturally sweetened and flavored and contains no artificial food dyes, fillers, or other unnecessary junk. And all of that is why Pulse has over 3, 100 reviews on Amazon with a 4. 5 star average and another 500 plus reviews on my website. Also with a 4. 5 star rating. If you want to feel focused, tireless, and powerful in your workouts, and if you want to say goodbye to the pre workout jitters, upset stomachs, and crashes for good, then you want to head over to www.

legionathletics. com and pick up a bottle of Pulse today. And if you’re not sure which flavor to get, I highly recommend blue raspberry. It’s my personal favorite. And just to show how much I appreciate my podcast peeps, use the coupon code PODCAST at checkout and you will save 10 percent on your entire order.

And lastly, you should also know that I have a very simple 100 percent money back guarantee that works like this. You either love my stuff or you get your money back. Period. You don’t have to return the products. You don’t have to fill out forms. You don’t have to jump through any other hoops or go through any other shenanigans.

So you really can’t lose here. Head over to www. legionathletics. com now, place your order and see for yourself why my supplements have thousands of rave reviews all over the internet. And if for whatever reason, they’re just not for you, contact us and we will give you a full refund on the spot.