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To quench our piggish lust for grubby profits in the eternal service of the dread lord Mammon?

Kind of. But not really. Because here's the truth:

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Why the $199 minimum purchase amount for free shipping?

To quench our piggish lust for grubby profits in the eternal service of the dread lord Mammon?

Kind of. But not really. Because here's the truth:

Single-item orders are so blasted expensive to ship that we make very little profit on them. And no profits make the bean counters lose their marbles.

But when you order just one more item, it only costs us a few dollars more to ship both of them to you. Add a third item, and it's just a few more shekels to ship.

And that allows us to make a profit. Which keeps the bean counters happier than a hammer in a nail factory.

So, if it pleases your Grace, we humbly request your mercy and patronage notwithstanding the vexing free shipping minimum.

Why the $299 minimum purchase amount for free shipping?

To quench our piggish lust for grubby profits in the eternal service of the dread lord Mammon?

Kind of. But not really. Because here's the truth:

Single-item orders are so blasted expensive to ship that we make very little profit on them. And no profits make the bean counters lose their marbles.

But when you order just one more item, it only costs us a few dollars more to ship both of them to you. Add a third item, and it's just a few more shekels to ship.

And that allows us to make a profit. Which keeps the bean counters happier than a hammer in a nail factory.

So, if it pleases your Grace, we humbly request your mercy and patronage notwithstanding the vexing free shipping minimum.

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