Just about how big, you’re wondering? Well, it’s something like this . . .



It’s psychedelic-Santa-riding-a-Voltron-reindeer-with-nukes-and-dinosaurs awesome.

Click here to shop now and save up to 30%

There’s more, too:

  • Orders over $150 will get a free $15 Legion gift card.
  • Orders over $200 will get a free $20 gift card.
  • Orders over $250 will get a free $25 gift card.

That means you can stock up on your favorite supplements for the winter and save up to 40%!

So, skedaddle on over to our store and take your pick of whatever you want

Not sure what to get?

*opens trench coat*

(Our protein bars are an easy and delicious way to get in more protein, too.)

Plus, save big on other goodies, including our cutting & lean-bulking meal plans (SAVE $7.50), my bestselling books (SAVE $7), and even my 1-on-1 coaching programs (SAVE up to $133).

Hurry though, frando.

No matter what our exorbitant ERP software predicts, we run out of stock of at least a thing or two every year during our Black Friday sale.

So that means your favorite products or flavors may or may not survive the onslaught.

Don’t risk such a calamity.

Place your order in now, save big, and bask in the post-purchase glow.

Go for it!

Plus, here are three pro-tips for maximum savings:

  1. If you want some Whey+, pick up a 78-serving tub or two instead of the 30-serving tubs, and you’ll save even more.
  2. Use your reward points to instantly save more (every twenty points saves you one dollar).
  3. Use our new pay-over-time options Sezzle or Paypal Pay in 4 to stock up bigly and pay later, in four equal and interest-free installments over six weeks (and with no impact to your credit).

There’s no catch, so, uh, yeah, that’s it, really—you shop in our store and save up to 30%, choose Sezzle or Paypal Pay in 4 at checkout, and your order is shipped and you pay over time.